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Posting random nonsense on Facebook so vague it makes your brain hurt just trying to figure it out, all to get your friends to ask you what the hell you're talking about.

"I feel like I'm being watched... by something... that's not me...", and then you vanish for a week.

"The sky is blue, but my soul is gray.", said no one ever.

"I'm tired, but I'm not going to sleep.", because that’s a vibe.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Going to a shindig just so you can be in the background of a photo next to someone who's barely famous, hoping their face gets in the magazine so you can brag about it later.

"I was in a photo with a celebrity! I’m famous!", but no one saw it.

Sitting on the edge of a party just so you're in the corner of a photo.

You went to the event just to be seen by the paparazzi.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Posting sad, whiny updates on Facebook just to get your friends to pity you and say, 'I know what you're going through.'

"I'm alone... and my cat is judging me.", said no one ever.

"My life is a dumpster fire.", and then you went to sleep.

I got rejected by my crush... again... but I'll be fine.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Posting something so cryptic and confusing on Facebook that it makes your friends go 'What?' and then fight over who gets to figure it out first.

"The stars are watching... I think.", then no one replied.

"The past is a ghost... I think.", and no one knows what it means.

A post that reads, 'I feel it... in my bones.', and then you died.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Posting on Facebook just so one specific person gets it and says, 'Oh, I know what that's about.' Everyone else just says, 'Huh?'

You post 'The silence is loud.', and only one person replies, 'That's your ex.'

You post 'I’m tired of being invisible.', only one person knows what that means.

You write 'The wind is strong today.', and only one person gets it.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Posting angry stuff on Facebook just to start a fight with your friends or get a reaction from someone who's probably not worth it.

You post 'This group is the worst.', and you're in it.

You comment 'I hate everyone.', then you went offline.

You posted a link to a rant about your life, and then you said, 'I’m done.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Posting on someone's wall just to get them to come online, usually because you're trying to chat with them and don’t want to look like you're trying too hard.

You post 'Hey, I saw you're offline.', and then you vanish.

You write 'I wonder what you're up to.', and then you go to sleep.

You post 'Hey, I miss you.', and then you delete it.

by Slangipedia 3d ago