Facebagging

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Putting a bag over your face like a idiot to hide from the world. People do it to look cool or because they're too ugly to face reality.

I just did a facebagging in the middle of the grocery store and ran away like a coward.

My cousin facebagged himself during a Zoom call and his boss thought he was dead.

My dog tried to facebag me and I had to pull him off the couch.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook user who thinks they're the center of the universe. They post every meal, every emotion, and every dumb joke like it's the most important thing ever.

My facebagging friend posted a photo of his breakfast with 12 tags and a 3-paragraph caption.

He DM'd me to tell me he got 10 likes on a post about his cat’s hairball.

He posted a selfie in the shower and called it 'a moment of pure beauty.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The old website that started it all, but it was basically just a place to post drunk selfies and pretend you were cool.

Facebag was just a bunch of blurry photos of people at clubs, and they didn’t even let you message anyone.

I tried to use Facebag once and it crashed when I uploaded a picture of my face and my dog’s face.

Facebag didn’t even have a login, and it still somehow managed to be worse than Facebook.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A website where people hang out and post pictures, but it’s basically just a glorified photo album with no actual point.

Facebag is just my friends and I posting random pictures of our lunch and calling it 'life.'

I logged on to Facebag and it was just a bunch of people posting their pet’s face and calling it 'art.'

Facebag is like a group chat but with less talking and more photos of my ex.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You can type Facebag on a keyboard with one hand, but that’s only if you’re a total keyboard wizard and don’t care about spelling.

I typed Facebag with one hand and my dog walked over my keyboard and it turned into 'Fcebag.'

My mom tried to type Facebag and it came out 'Fackbag' and she didn’t even notice.

I typed Facebag with one hand and my brother typed 'Facebag' with ten hands and still lost.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facebag is a website that somehow claims to be the biggest social network in the world, even though it’s just a bunch of guys talking about cars and how many hot chicks they’ve slept with.

Facebag has a section called 'Sexy Male Official of the Day,' and it’s basically just a guy in a suit and a lot of dumb captions.

Facebag has a section called 'Joke of the Day,' and it’s just a guy telling a joke that’s been around since 2003.

Facebag has a section called 'Profit,' and no one knows what it is, but it’s probably just a guy with a calculator.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Facebag is a website that let people post photos, but it also crashed a lot, got blocked in some countries, and had a weird patent for a stupid app called 'Got 2 Get That Honey-Bunny Booty.'

Facebag crashed so much that I had to restart my computer five times just to post a photo of my face.

Facebag got blocked in Suriname and Estonia, and no one knows why.

Facebag’s patent is for a stupid app called 'Got 2 Get That Honey-Bunny Booty' and it’s still pending in Australia.

by Slangipedia 13d ago