Facebacking

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When you log into your wife’s, husband’s, boyfriend’s, girlfriend’s, or buddy’s Facebook just to post something stupid because you’re bored or you want to mess with them.

I logged into my ex’s Facebook just to post a photo of my cat wearing a hat.

My mom Facebacked my dad’s profile to tell him she saw his ugly cousin at the grocery store.

I posted on my friend’s wall just because I had nothing better to do and I hate him.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When you delete a comment, message, or post on Facebook because you think you looked like a fool or you realized you said something stupid.

I deleted my comment about my boss’s bald head after I saw it on Facebook.

I took back my message to my crush because I realized I wrote ‘I love your dog’ instead of ‘I love you.’

I erased my wall post about my ex because he saw it and laughed.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When you judge how someone looks just by their back head, then give them a score out of 10 before you even see their face.

I gave my coworker a 2 out of 10 because his back head looked like a wet dog.

I scored my friend’s crush a 9 because he had a cool haircut from behind.

I rated my mom a 3 because her back head looked like a hairball.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When you tap the back button on your phone while scrolling through Facebook and have to start over because you’re a clumsy idiot.

I tapped back and had to scroll all the way up again because I’m clumsy.

I went back to the top of my feed just to see a post I had already read.

I hit back on my phone and lost my place because I can’t use my fingers properly.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

The comments or likes you get from your friends when they visit your Facebook profile.

My friends left comments saying I look like a mess in my new haircut.

My cousin liked my post about my dog’s new shoes.

My best friend left a comment that made me laugh and feel stupid at the same time.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When you check old pictures, messages, or posts on Facebook to prove something you just found out.

I checked old photos to prove my crush had a crush on me too.

I looked back at my old posts to show my friend I was right about my ex.

I went through my old messages to prove my mom was lying about my dad.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago