Faceationship

Just because we're 'in a relationship' on Facebook doesn't mean we're actually together. I'm still single and he's still married.

I added my ex back just to make my Facebook look cool. Now I have to pretend we're still on fire.

My mom saw my relationship status and said, 'You're still dating that loser?' I said, 'Yeah, but he's got a good profile picture.'

I put my cousin as my boyfriend on Facebook. Now my friends think we're actually having a romantic fling.

I changed my relationship status to 'in a relationship' just so my ex would ask me out again.

I put my dog as my boyfriend on Facebook. My dog doesn't even know what a relationship is.

My relationship status says 'in a relationship' but my actual life is just me eating pizza and watching TV.

I have 100 friends on Facebook but only 2 of them know I'm faking my relationship.

I put my barista as my boyfriend on Facebook. Now she thinks I'm actually a cool guy.

I told my Facebook that I'm in a relationship with my boss. Now I get extra coffee every day.

I put my neighbor as my boyfriend on Facebook. Now he thinks we're actually dating.

I changed my relationship status just to make my ex jealous. Now he's texting me every day.

My relationship status says 'in a relationship' but I haven't talked to my 'boyfriend' in a year.

I added my crush on Facebook and now I have to pretend we're dating.

I have 50 'in a relationship' statuses on my timeline. I don't even know who I'm dating anymore.

My friend said she was in a relationship with her teacher. Now she gets extra credit.

I put my friend's dog as my boyfriend on Facebook. Now my friends think I'm crazy.

My dad put his mom as his girlfriend on Facebook. Now the whole school thinks he's a weirdo.