Faceaholic

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A Faceaholic is someone who can't live without Facebook. They post every dumb thing that happens in their life like it's the end of the world. They think everyone is dying to hear their nonsense, but really, people just want to forget they exist.
Just woke up. Had coffee. It was okay.
My cat blinked. That's a big deal.
I'm alive. That's a shocker.
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Faceaholics are the worst. They update Facebook more than they brush their teeth. They post every little stupid thing like it's the highlight of their day. No one cares. Everyone just wants to block them.
I ate cereal for breakfast. I'm a hero.
My neighbor's dog barked. It was loud.
I exist. I'm proud.
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Faceaholics are people who post everything they do on Facebook like they're famous. They think people are watching their every move. But in reality, people just want to hide them and never see their stupid posts again.
I walked outside. It was a big deal.
I drank water. I'm a legend.
I'm still alive. I'm amazed.
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A Faceaholic is someone who lives for Facebook. They post everything, even if it's dumb. They think people are obsessed with their life, but really, people just want to ignore them and never see their stupid updates again.
I took a shower. I'm a winner.
I blinked. I'm a genius.
I'm alive. I'm a miracle.
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Faceaholics are people who can't live without Facebook. They post every stupid thing that happens in their life like it's the most important news. They think everyone is dying to hear their nonsense, but really, people just want to block them and move on.
I woke up. I'm a legend.
I ate a sandwich. I'm a hero.
I exist. I'm proud.
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Faceaholics are people who post everything they do on Facebook like they're famous. They think people are watching their every move. But in reality, people just want to hide them and never see their stupid posts again.
I walked outside. I'm a legend.
I blinked. I'm a genius.
I'm alive. I'm proud.
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