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A human who cries on Facebook like it's their last day on Earth
'Why did my ex block me? I didn't even do anything!', posted at 2 AM
'My pizza was cold. I’m filing for divorce.'
'My dog died. I’m also filing for divorce.'
Face-Zit
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A person who yells at the internet like it owes them money
'You all ruined my life!', said by someone who didn't even like the internet
'My coffee was bad. You all are to blame.'
'My cat ignored me. That’s a conspiracy.'
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A human who posts complaints on Facebook like it’s their job
'My morning was bad. I’m giving you all a 1-star rating.'
'I got a B on my math test. I’m giving you all a 1-star rating.'
'My sock didn’t match. I’m giving you all a 1-star rating.'