Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy slams another guy into the wall and uses his stinky hockey glove to rub the other guy’s face like it’s a cheap face mask.

My cousin got face washed by the goalie. He still smells like old socks.

I face washed my math teacher. He cried and got a detention.

Face wash at the rink is like getting a facial from a sweaty monster.

2

When you throw a snowball at your friend and then stick your face in the snow and rub it like you're making a snow cone out of their face.

My brother face washed me with snow. I looked like a raccoon.

I face washed my mom. She went from normal to snow cone lady.

Face wash at recess is the best revenge.

3

When a girl gives a guy a hand job and then he pees on her face like it’s a surprise party.

He face washed me with his pee. I was not ready.

My friend got face washed by her boyfriend. He peed on her like a dog.

That guy got face washed with cum and pee. He was a mess.

4

When a guy jizzes in his hand and then uses it like a face cream and rubs it all over your face like it’s a spa day.

He face washed me with his jizz. I looked like a spa disaster.

My brother got face washed by his friend. He was a jizz mess.

That guy face washed his crush with cum. She cried.

5

When you were about to cum inside your girl, but she makes you cum on her face instead and you’re like ‘what the hell?’

He cummed on her face. She was like, ‘what the hell?’

My friend got face washed by his girlfriend. He was so mad.

He was about to cum in her, but she made him cum on her face. He was a mess.

6

When you jizz in your hand and then use it like a face wash and you look like a cum-covered lunatic.

He face washed with cum. He looked like a lunatic.

My friend used cum as a face wash. He was a cum mess.

He jizzed in his hand and used it as a face wash. He looked like a cum monster.

7

When you wipe your butt with your hand and then slap someone’s face like you’re giving them a butt slap.

He wiped his butt and face washed me. I got a butt slap.

My friend wiped his butt and face washed his brother. He was gross.

That guy wiped his butt and slapped me. I was so mad.