Face-Warrior

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A human who lives on Facebook more than a meth head lives on meth. They post like it’s their job. They like comments like it’s their religion.
I’ve been on Facebook since breakfast. I might not eat lunch.
My dog has more friends on Facebook than my ex.
I posted a picture of my cat’s butt. It got 12 likes. I cried.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a guy takes off his pants and dumps his junk on someone’s face like it’s a pizza delivery. It’s the ultimate humiliation. The guy is now a face-warrior.
He dropped his nuts on my face during lunch. I had to eat my sandwich with my eyes closed.
My cousin did the Warrior Face Mask to my dad. My dad now smells like a gym sock.
I did the Warrior Face Mask to my boss. He quit. I won.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A nickname for a guy who looks like he just ran through a wrestling ring and came out fighting. He’s got the hair, the moves, and the attitude to back it up.
Jeff Hardy looks like he just got hit by a flaming car. He’s a face-warrior.
He’s got more crazy hair than my grandma’s cat.
He’s the reason I don’t like wrestling. He’s too cool.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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