Face Wall

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A way to be even more embarrassed than face palm. You bonk your face into the wall so hard it probably makes the wall cry.

I saw my dog do this after I told him he was a dumbass.

My cousin face-walled the kitchen wall after I said his hair looked like a raccoon's butt.

My teacher face-walled the whiteboard after I said the moon was made of cheese.

You're about to get shot by a bunch of soldiers who are probably tired of your nonsense. You're either a bad person or a very loud kid.

My brother got this punishment after he yelled ‘I am the king of the world’ in the middle of the mall.

My friend got this after he told the teacher the sky was pink and it was a lie.

I got this after I told the principal I was a vampire.

You're so annoying and dumb, they might as well just shoot you. No one wants to be around you.

My mom got this after she yelled at the TV for being too loud.

My dog got this after he tried to eat my homework.

My neighbor got this after he said the sun was a giant yellow balloon.

You’re so hungover, you’re willing to eat one more piece of pork, even though it looks like it was dropped on the floor by a pig.

My friend ate pork at 2 AM because he was too hungover to think straight.

I ate pork after I found out my dog had eaten my homework.

My cousin ate pork after he saw his hair in the mirror and cried.

The only person who likes your Facebook posts so much they actually write on your page. They’re either your mom or a stalker.

My mom wrote on my Facebook after I posted a picture of my dog wearing a hat.

My uncle wrote on my page after I said the sky was green.

A stranger wrote on my page after I posted a video of me singing in the shower.

You did everything, but you still don’t know how or why something happened. It’s like you were asleep during the whole thing.

I did everything, but I still don’t know why my dog ran away.

I did everything, but I still don’t know why my homework was missing.

I did everything, but I still don’t know why my mom yelled at me.

Three people were stuck facing a wall with only shadows to keep them happy. It was the worst day ever, and they probably cried.

The first person cried because the shadow looked like a sad face.

The second person cried because the shadow was too big.

The third person cried because the wall was too loud.