face video

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A music video where the singer’s face is the only thing you get, and it’s usually because they’re too lazy to move or too ugly to show their whole body. Sia’s ‘Buttons’ is the classic example of this face-melting disaster.
My mom watched ‘Buttons’ and said it looked like Sia was crying in a paint can.
I told my friend the ‘face video’ was just a singer’s face screaming into a toaster.
My teacher said face videos are for people who can’t dance and don’t know how to act.
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When a singer’s face is the only thing in the video, and you’re forced to watch it for three minutes like it’s a punishment from God. It’s like being stuck in a Zoom call with a screaming toddler.
My cousin said face videos are like watching a weirdo in a coffee shop yelling at a muffin.
My dog watched a face video and started howling at the screen.
My brother said face videos are just people’s faces doing weird things for no reason.
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A music video where the singer’s face is the only thing you get, and it’s usually because they’re too fat, too old, or too stupid to do anything else. It’s like a horror movie where the only monster is the singer’s face.
My friend said face videos are like watching a fat guy scream into a microphone for ten minutes.
I told my mom face videos are the worst thing since pineapple on pizza.
My dad said face videos are just singers’ faces trying to be famous.
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