face-vasing

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When someone tries to mess with your head by making you see only one side of things, like they’re trying to make you look like a brain-dead donkey who can’t see the whole picture.
"Face-vasin! I’m gonna make you think you’re crazy!", Daveed Diggs’ ex, right before she said, "I’m not crazy, I’m just smart."
My boss said, "You only see the vase, not the face," and I was like, "I see both, you’re just a blindpotting fraud."
My ex said, "You’re face-vasin me!" and I said, "No, you’re just a bad student."
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When you push your head through a circle, like a donut, and end up with the face of a confused raccoon who thinks life is a joke.
"I just face-vasin’ through a hoop and now I look like a raccoon who failed math."
My kid put their head through a pizza box and said, "This is face-vasin at its finest."
I face-vasin’ through a hula hoop and my dog said, "You look like a donut who got into a fight with a raccoon."
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