Face value race

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Races that are so basic they make you want to throw up.

I walked into a face value race and it was like watching paint dry. Boring af.

My cousin tried to do a face value race and it was just him and his mom. Classic.

The face value race was so mainstream, it had a logo. A logo!

Races that are so plain they make you question your life choices.

This face value race was like my math test. Plain and life-draining.

I tried to run in a face value race and it was just me and a pigeon. Pathetic.

The face value race had no drama. Just a bunch of people. Like, literally, no one.

Races that are so mainstream they should have a theme song.

That face value race was so mainstream, it had a theme song. I didn’t even know it was a theme song until I heard it twice.

I entered a face value race and it was just people running in straight lines. Boring.

The face value race was so basic, I could’ve done it in my sleep. And I did.