face-vacuum

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A couple (or anyone) that makes out so much their faces get stuck together like two pieces of gum. It’s gross, loud, and smells like old pizza.

My cousin and her boyfriend looked like they had a face-vacuum. I could hear them slurping from the next room.

My mom and dad started a face-vacuum during the movie. The whole theater was watching.

My friend’s dog and his girlfriend had a face-vacuum. They were making out like they were gonna fuse together.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When a couple (or anyone) kisses so much it looks like their faces are being sucked into a vacuum cleaner. It’s loud, sticky, and makes everyone nearby want to run.

At the park, my brother and his girlfriend had a face-vacuum. They were so loud, the squirrels ran away.

My neighbor’s kids started a face-vacuum in the hallway. They were slurping like they were eating soup.

During the school play, the lead actors had a face-vacuum. It ruined the whole scene.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When two people kiss so much their faces stick together like they’re stuck in a glue factory. It’s sticky, smelly, and makes everyone nearby mad.

My uncle and his girlfriend had a face-vacuum at the restaurant. They were making out like they were trying to escape the table.

My friend’s parents had a face-vacuum during the holidays. They were slurping like they were drinking wine.

At the mall, my sister and her boyfriend had a face-vacuum. They looked like they were trying to fuse together.

by Slangipedia 4d ago