face-twit

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A person who can't live without Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. They post every single thing they do, even if it's stupid.

I just ate a sandwich. It was life-changing. #face-twit

Why is my dog following me? It's a conspiracy. #face-twit

My ex is still on Facebook. I'm not over it. #face-twit

A person who tweets, texts, and lives online more than they breathe. They think everyone else should do the same.

Why aren't you responding to my DM? I'm dying here. #face-twit

I posted a selfie at 2 a. m. My life is a mess. #face-twit

I'm so online, I don't know how to be offline. #face-twit

A person with every social media account under the sun and still finds time to complain about it.

I have a YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook. I'm busy. #face-twit

I post on all my accounts just to prove I'm important. #face-twit

I have 10 followers. I'm famous. #face-twit

An app that makes you post, tweet, and upload videos all at once. It’s like being yelled at by your whole life.

This app made me post a video of me falling over. #face-twit

I used this app and now I have 3 accounts. #face-twit

This app is worse than my ex. #face-twit

A person who signs up to every social media site and then posts embarrassing stuff like pictures of themselves drunk.

I posted a photo of myself drunk. My boss saw it. I’m fired. #face-twit

I signed up for 10 sites just to show off. #face-twit

I posted a selfie with my pizza. My life is over. #face-twit

When you tweet so much while drunk that you probably regret it the next morning.

I tweeted 50 times about my pizza. I’m not sorry. #face-twit

I drank wine and posted selfies. I’m a mess. #face-twit

I tweeted about my ex at 2 a. m. I’m a lunatic. #face-twit