face touchie

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When you smush your face into the phone like it's your last chance to look decent before the world ends. Girls do it in packs like it's a war tactic. Guys usually just stare like they’re judging your life.
I took a selfie and my face was all over the place. It looked like I had a facepalm and a facepunch at the same time.
My friends all did the face touchie and I just stood there like I was waiting for a punchline.
The group photo had three girls doing the face touchie and me looking confused because I didn’t know what I was supposed to do.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you touch your face in a photo like you’re trying to hide your bad skin and your worse life choices. Girls do it in groups like they’re all in on some kind of secret. Guys just stand there like they’re annoyed.
I took a selfie and my face was all over the place. It looked like I had a facepalm and a facepunch at the same time.
My friends all did the face touchie and I just stood there like I was waiting for a punchline.
The group photo had three girls doing the face touchie and me looking confused because I didn’t know what I was supposed to do.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The act of touching your face in a photo like you’re trying to hide your life from everyone. Girls do it like it’s a ritual. Guys just look confused and probably think it’s stupid.
I took a selfie and my face was all over the place. It looked like I had a facepalm and a facepunch at the same time.
My friends all did the face touchie and I just stood there like I was waiting for a punchline.
The group photo had three girls doing the face touchie and me looking confused because I didn’t know what I was supposed to do.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you touch your face in a photo like you’re trying to look good even though you clearly didn’t get enough sleep. Girls do it in groups like they’re all in a conspiracy. Guys just stand there like they’re annoyed.
I took a selfie and my face was all over the place. It looked like I had a facepalm and a facepunch at the same time.
My friends all did the face touchie and I just stood there like I was waiting for a punchline.
The group photo had three girls doing the face touchie and me looking confused because I didn’t know what I was supposed to do.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you touch your face in a photo like you’re trying to look good even though you’re clearly tired and your life is a mess. Girls do it like it’s a battle cry. Guys just stand there like they’re annoyed.
I took a selfie and my face was all over the place. It looked like I had a facepalm and a facepunch at the same time.
My friends all did the face touchie and I just stood there like I was waiting for a punchline.
The group photo had three girls doing the face touchie and me looking confused because I didn’t know what I was supposed to do.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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