Face to Headboard Missile

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A wild sex move where a guy gets his butt in a girl's butt and goes full beast mode. The girl comes so hard she faceplants the headboard like it owes her money.
My boyfriend tried this and knocked me out cold. The headboard got a black eye.
My sister did this and the bed frame screamed for mercy.
He came so hard the headboard got a free tattoo.
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When a guy gets butt-fucked so hard he thinks he's being shot out of a cannon. The girl goes off like a firework and slams her face into the headboard like it's a punching bag.
He said he felt like a bullet. The headboard said it felt like a hammer.
She came so hard the headboard started a karate class.
He was so shocked he asked if the bed was a spaceship.
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A guy tries to butt-fuck a girl and gets so lost in the moment he forgets where he is. The girl explodes and hits the headboard like it was her ex.
He was so lost he thought he was in a toilet.
She hit the headboard so hard it got a divorce.
He forgot where he was and asked if it was a party.
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