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1
When you ditch your phone and actually talk to someone in real life instead of typing nonsense to them.
I saw my ex at the store and said hi instead of texting him 20 times.
My mom finally stopped messaging me and just came over for dinner.
I talked to my neighbor instead of posting about him on Facebook.
2
Only your besties are on your Facebook, and you actually talk to them instead of just liking their selfies.
My best friend is the only one who knows my secret.
I message my cousin instead of just liking her photos.
I actually call my brother instead of tagging him in a post.
3
That old-school book you carry around to write down numbers because you're too stubborn to use a phone or Facebook.
I still use my notebook to write down my grandma's number.
I don't know how to text, so I use a paper book.
I keep my phone in my pocket and use my notebook instead.
4
When you're too lazy to call someone but still want them to think you're cool, so you write on their wall.
I posted on my crush's wall instead of calling him.
I wrote on my friend's wall because I was too lazy to talk to her.
I left a comment on my boss's wall instead of actually saying hi.
5
When someone acts like they're having the time of their life, but it's all fake and just for Facebook.
She posted a photo of herself at the party, but she was just standing in the background.
He took 10 pictures of himself at the concert, but he didn't even go inside.
She posted a selfie with her friends, but they weren’t even there.
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