Face Thinker

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A face thinker is someone who blabs their thoughts on their face like a broken toaster. They don’t realize they’re doing it, or they just don’t give a damn.
I saw him face think about his ex while eating my sandwich.
She face thought about failing math while I tried to explain it.
He face thought about stealing my lunch while I was in the bathroom.
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Face thinkers are like humans who talk with their face. They don’t know they’re doing it, or they just don’t care if you laugh at them.
He face thought about my bad hair while I tried to talk to him.
She face thought about my loud music while I was trying to sleep.
He face thought about my lunch while I was eating it.
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Face thinkers are people who show their thoughts on their face like it’s a billboard. They don’t know they’re doing it, or they just don’t care if you see it.
She face thought about my bad joke while I was telling it.
He face thought about my bad singing while I was trying to make a song.
She face thought about my loud voice while I was trying to talk to her.
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Face thinkers are people who show their feelings on their face like it’s a neon sign. They don’t know they’re doing it, or they just don’t care if you see it.
He face thought about my bad hair while I was trying to talk to him.
She face thought about my loud music while I was trying to sleep.
He face thought about my lunch while I was eating it.
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A face thinker is someone who yells their thoughts on their face. They don’t realize it, or they just don’t care if you know what they’re thinking.
She face thought about my loud voice while I was trying to talk to her.
He face thought about my bad singing while I was trying to make a song.
She face thought about my bad joke while I was telling it.
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