Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so hungover you’re willing to eat another pork just to keep from dying.

I ate three pigs and still couldn’t remember my own name.

I had to eat another pork because my brain was a puddle.

I didn’t care if the pork was radioactive. I just wanted to stop feeling like I was being boiled.

2

You're getting shot by a group of angry people who think you're a traitor or a total waste of oxygen.

They shot me because I said the king was a bad dancer.

I got shot for telling my mom I didn’t like her cooking.

The firing squad was made up of my ex and her new boyfriend.

3

You’re so bad at life people are sending a whole squad to kill you just for being a burden.

They shot me because I left my socks on the floor.

They shot me because I forgot my own birthday.

They shot me because I talked too much in group chat.

4

You slam your face into the wall because something is so stupid it hurts your brain.

I facepalmed the wall because my boss said pizza was a luxury.

I facepalmed the wall after my dog ate my homework.

I facepalmed the wall because my friend told me 2+2=5.

5

You did everything right and still have no clue why you ended up in this mess.

I passed all my tests but still don’t know what I’m doing.

I did all my homework and still got a D.

I followed the instructions and still ruined the cake.

6

Three people are stuck in a dark room, just staring at shadows, thinking that’s the best life has to offer.

I sat in the dark and thought shadows were my friends.

I watched the shadows for hours and still didn’t get it.

I preferred the shadows to my life.