Face test

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The straight face test is like a lie detector for humans. If a lie is so stupid you can't help but laugh, it automatically fails the test.

My mom said she didn't eat my brother's homework. I knew she was lying because she was grinning like a fool.

My teacher told us there was no homework. I knew she was full of crap because she was smirking like a madwoman.

My friend said he didn't cheat on the test. I knew he was lying because he was laughing like a maniac.

A face test is when someone is so gay or annoying that you can't stand to be near them anymore.

My friend is so gay, I had to take a face test just to survive his presence.

My cousin is so annoying, I took a face test and failed because I couldn't take it anymore.

My teacher was so gay, I took a face test and almost passed out from the sheer amount of nonsense.

A face test is when a guy jacks off in front of a girl's face, and if he enjoys it, he moves on to more fun stuff.

My brother did a face test in front of my sister and then asked for a hug.

My friend did a face test with his crush and then asked if she wanted to go to the movies.

My cousin did a face test with his girlfriend and then asked if he could borrow her phone.