Face taint

Current Trending

3 views · Added 17d ago · 5 definitions

The gross spot between your nose and your upper lip. It’s like the trash can of your face.

My face taint smells like old pizza and regret.

You got a booger stuck in your face taint.

I told my mom I was gonna eat my face taint for breakfast.

The part of your face that’s stuck between your nose and your top lip. It’s the reason you look like a confused chicken.

My face taint is so bad, my dog ran away from me.

I wiped my face taint on my sister’s math test.

My face taint is why I failed art class.

It’s the patch of skin between your balls and your butt. You stick it in someone’s face and make them suck it. It’s like tea bagging but worse.

He face tainted me until I cried.

I face tainted my brother and he still hasn’t forgiven me.

I face tainted my crush and now I’m stuck with him.

The area between your nose and your mouth. It’s the reason you have to wipe your face before you kiss someone.

I wiped my face taint on my girlfriend’s forehead.

My face taint is so bad, I scared my dog.

I ate my face taint for lunch.

A nickname for someone who is a total dork and has a face that looks like it was slapped by a donkey.

My face taint is why I got called a donkey face.

I got called a face taint because I kissed a donkey.

My face taint is so bad, my teacher gave me a donkey face sticker.