face tailgate

My uncle’s face tailgate could probably lift a truck.

She came in second place because her face tailgate was too busy showing off.

He tried to kiss her but ended up kissing his own mustache.

That man’s face tailgate is so thick, it could be a curtain.

He walked into the bar and the whole place stopped talking.

His mustache is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.

He eats with his face tailgate, it’s like he’s got a snack bar on his lip.

His mustache is so big, it’s got its own Twitter account.

They said he could win the mustache competition, but his face tailgate was too loud.