Face Stubble.

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A giant man with a face like a raccoon who hasn't shaved in weeks. He’s usually hanging out by the water fountain like it’s his job.

'I saw Face Stubble today. He was drinking soda like it was water.'

'Face Stubble just walked into the cafeteria. The whole place went silent.'

'I asked him if he was related to the principal. He said no. Then he said he was the principal.'

The awkward stage when a boy starts growing tiny hairs on his face, but he still looks like he’s been hit by a mop.

'My brother is in Face Stubble phase. He’s trying to be cool but looks like a baby goat.'

'He’s got stubble like a bad beard. It’s like he forgot to shave.'

'Face Stubble is just a boy trying to be a man, but he’s still got baby fat.'