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Getting woken up by some dude feeling you up like he owns you and your face.
My alarm clock is my neighbor's hand
I woke up to a guy’s finger doing the cha-cha on my cheek
I didn’t know my face was a buffet until 7 a. m.
face stroke
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When a guy dumps his load on a girl’s face and then slaps her lip like she’s a piñata.
He wacked off on her face and then slapped it like it owed him money
She looked like she had a face stroke and a broken lip
He hit her face so hard, it looked like it had a heart attack
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When one side of your face goes to sleep and the other side throws a party.
My left side was sleeping and my right side was dancing
I looked like I had a face stroke and a migraine
Half my face was dead, the other was alive and angry
4
Trying to talk but coming out like a confused baboon who just got hit by a truck.
I tried to speak and it came out like a confused baboon
He looked like he had a stroke and a bad day
She tried to talk and it sounded like she had a brain explosion
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The face you make after a night of partying that looks like you got hit by a blurry train.
He looked like he had a face stroke and a hangover
She had one eye closed and the other was trying to escape
He looked like he had a blurry train crash on his face