face-squeeze

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When your face looks like it’s been smashed by a fist full of poop and your eyes are trying to escape

My mom gave me the face-squeeze after I told her I failed math again.

He did the face-squeeze when his pizza got thrown in his face.

She gave me the face-squeeze after I called her a cheeseburger in front of her friends.

Your face when you’re so angry it looks like it’s been squeezed by a giant's fingers and your eyes are about to pop out

He did the face-squeeze when his dog ate his homework.

I got the face-squeeze from my dad after I spilled soda on his shoes.

She did the face-squeeze when her phone died during a group chat.

When your face turns into a meat grinder and your eyes look like they're going to cry and scream at the same time

My brother gave me the face-squeeze after I told him he was a lumpy noodle.

She did the face-squeeze when her pet fish died.

He did the face-squeeze when his math test was all wrong.