Face Squatter

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A sneaky trick to drag someone out of hiding on Facebook. A 'Friend' starts a dumb chat on your Facebook page asking why you’ve been MIA for months. It usually brings in more idiots who drop random insults like they’re going out of style.
Why haven't you logged on since 2017? Are you dead?
You used to post daily. Now you're just a ghost.
You’re not even on Facebook. What’s wrong with you?
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When a 'Friend' starts a pointless conversation on your Facebook to drag you out of hiding. It gets worse when other lazy people jump in and throw insults at you like you owe them money.
You used to be fun. Now you're just a sad cloud.
You're not even on Facebook. You're a failure.
Why are you hiding? You're not even cool anymore.
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A Facebook 'Friend' starts a stupid chat just to drag you out of hiding. Then other lazy people show up and throw insults at you like you're a punchline to a joke.
You’re not even on Facebook. Are you even alive?
You used to be funny. Now you're just a joke.
You're hiding from the world. Why?
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A 'Friend' sends you a dumb message on Facebook to pull you out of hiding. Then other people join in and start throwing insults at you like you're a lost cause.
You're not even on Facebook. You're a lost cause.
You used to be active. Now you're just a ghost.
You're hiding. Why?
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When a 'Friend' starts a useless chat on your Facebook to drag you out of hiding. Other people join in and throw insults at you like you're a joke that no one wants to hear.
Why are you hiding? You're not even on Facebook.
You used to post every day. Now you're just a joke.
You're not even on Facebook. What’s wrong with you?
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A 'Friend' sends you a dumb message on Facebook to drag you out of hiding. Then other people jump in and throw insults at you like you're a punchline to a joke.
You’re not even on Facebook. You're a joke.
You used to be funny. Now you're just a sad cloud.
You're hiding. Why?
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