face splatter

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When a guy blasts a massive load right in a girl's face like she owes him money
My cousin got face splatter at the party and still smells like regret.
She called him out for face splatter and now he's crying in the shower.
Face splatter happened during the lunch break and the whole cafeteria saw it.
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The nickname you get when you get hit with a face full of something gross and you’re too embarrassed to leave
He got called ‘Face Splatter’ after the gym teacher caught him mid-splatter.
She’s now known as ‘Face Splatter’ because of that one time in math class.
He’s stuck with the name ‘Face Splatter’ forever, thanks to his dad.
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