face-spaceing

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the online mess where you post selfies, statuses, and try to look cool even though you're just a sad kid with a bad haircut
I spent three hours on my face-space profile and still look like I woke up on the floor.
My mom's face-space is just a picture of a cat and a text that says 'I'm busy.'
He has 500 friends on face-space but doesn't know how to turn off his notification sounds.
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when you try to be cool by using both Facebook and Myspace like they're the only two things that matter in life
I’m on face-space and myspace at the same time because I’m trying to look like a rockstar.
She has two profiles and still can’t find her own phone.
He posted the same photo on both sites and called it a ‘double life.’
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when you're too dumb to know that Facebook and Myspace are the same thing, so you use both like they’re completely different
I have a Facebook and a Myspace and still don't know which one I'm on.
She uses face-space and myspace like they’re two different universes.
He posted the same status on both and called it a ‘cool move.’
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when you talk about Facebook and Myspace like you're some kind of expert, but you can't even log in without help
He said he's a face-space expert, but he can't even find his own profile.
She mentioned face-space in a text and then asked what it was.
He tried to explain face-space but forgot his password.
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a kid who lives on Facebook and Myspace like they're the only things that matter and has no life outside of that
He's on face-space all day and still can't find his keys.
She's on face-space so much, her face is glowing from the screen.
He lives on face-space and still can't tell his mom from his dad.
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when you're on Facebook and Myspace at the same time and think you're living the dream
I’m on face and space at the same time and still don’t know what I’m doing.
She’s on face&space and still doesn’t know how to turn off her notifications.
He's on face and space and still doesn’t know his own password.
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the stupid face a girl makes on Myspace and Facebook, like she’s trying to look cool but she just looks confused
Her face-space picture is just a kissy face and a sideways peace sign, and it’s confusing.
He saw her face-space and asked if she was high.
Her face-space is just a kiss and a peace sign, and it’s the worst thing ever.
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