face space urchin

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A person who can’t live without their stupid social media. They’re so hooked they’re like a junkie on sugar and likes.

I’m still up at 2 a. m. because I was checking my FaceSpace again.

My mom asked me to stop FaceSpacing and go to bed.

I got 17 notifications on FaceSpace and I’m not even sad about it.

A face space urchin is a person who lives on FaceSpace more than they live on Earth. They don’t even know what a real friend is.

I had to FaceSpace my lunch. It was that bad.

I FaceSpaced my dog and my cat. They’re both fans now.

I FaceSpaced my math test. It didn’t help.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A face space urchin is someone who is so stuck on FaceSpace they think it’s their real life. They’d rather die than not have likes.

I FaceSpaced my ex and they liked it. I still don’t know why.

I FaceSpaced my brother and now he’s my best friend online.

I FaceSpaced my teacher and now she follows me.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A face space urchin is someone who lives in their FaceSpace more than their actual house. They’d rather talk to a stranger online than their own family.

I FaceSpaced my grandpa and he said I was annoying.

I FaceSpaced my little sister and she followed me back.

I FaceSpaced my cat and it hissed at me.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A face space urchin is someone who would rather post a stupid photo than eat a real meal. They’re more famous on FaceSpace than they are in real life.

I FaceSpaced my breakfast. It had 3 likes.

I FaceSpaced my dog and now it’s a celebrity.

I FaceSpaced my homework and my teacher didn’t like it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A face space urchin is someone who is so glued to FaceSpace they think they’re a star. They’d rather be online than be alive.

I FaceSpaced my face. It got 1 like.

I FaceSpaced my face again. Now it has 2 likes.

I FaceSpaced my face 10 times and now it has 10 likes.

by Slangipedia 4d ago