face snatch

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A person so ugly and mean that just seeing them makes you want to puke and run away screaming.

My boss is a face snatch. I almost threw up during the meeting.

My cousin is a face snatch. Even the cat ran away from her.

That guy at the bus stop is a face snatch. I could've sworn he was a monster.

A face snatch is someone who looks like they got a face full of sweaty vaginas and didn't bother to wipe it off.

My gym teacher is a face snatch. She looks like she smells like old socks and regret.

My mom’s friend is a face snatch. She walks in like she just escaped a dungeon.

My neighbor is a face snatch. I think she slept in a toilet.

A face snatch is a man with a beard that looks like it came from a woman’s pubic hair and a dirty sock.

My uncle is a face snatch. His beard is like a raccoon crawled into his face.

My brother’s friend is a face snatch. His beard is so gross it smells like gym socks and mold.

My dad’s coworker is a face snatch. His beard is like a hairy rug that smells like regret.

A face snatch is an old woman who smells like cigarettes, wine, and sadness, and never gets laid because no one wants to touch her.

My grandma is a face snatch. She smells like a dead cat and a bad decision.

My aunt is a face snatch. She drinks all day and looks like she’s been crying for years.

My teacher’s mom is a face snatch. She walks in like she just came out of a prison.

A face snatch is someone who is the worst kind of bitch and acts like everyone else is stupid.

My friend’s mom is a face snatch. She yells at everyone and eats too much candy.

My cousin’s girlfriend is a face snatch. She talks to her phone more than she talks to people.

My neighbor’s dog is a face snatch. It barks at everything like it’s the worst day ever.

A face snatch is someone who always blames others for their mistakes and talks behind their back like they're a spineless worm.

My coworker is a face snatch. He blames everyone for his mistakes and talks about them behind their back.

My sister’s boyfriend is a face snatch. He never takes responsibility and thinks everyone else is stupid.

My teacher is a face snatch. She gives bad grades and talks about students like they’re failures.

A face snatch is when you kill someone in a video game and yell it like you just won the lottery.

I killed my friend in the game and yelled face snatch like I just won the Super Bowl.

I headshot my brother and screamed face snatch like he was my enemy.

I killed my dad’s friend in the game and yelled face snatch like I just beat a monster.