face smudging

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when you slam your face into the car window like a desperate toddler trying to get candy from a vending machine. it’s how you tell other drivers you’re not just mad, you’re officially unhinged.

i face smudged so hard the window left a mark on my forehead and my mom called the cops.

my face smudged so much my dog started barking at me like i was a ghost.

i face smudged so hard i think my face is now permanently stuck to the window.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

the look of someone who tried to do their makeup with a paintbrush and a bottle of wine. like they’ve been wearing their face for 10 years and it’s still not off.

my aunt face smudged so bad she looked like she’d been in a paintball fight with a raccoon.

my face is so smudged it looks like i used my breakfast cereal as a face mask.

my face smudged so much my dog thinks i’m a ghost who only comes out at night.

by Slangipedia 4d ago