Face Sitting Male

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A man drops his butt on a woman's face like it's a throne and he's the king

He sat on her face like she was a pillow and he was a fat kid who just won the lottery

At the party, he plopped down on her face and yelled 'This is my moment!'

He took a seat on her face and said 'I’m not moving until you beg me to leave'

When a guy uses a woman’s face as a chair and doesn’t ask for permission

He just sat down on her face like she was a couch and he was a man who hated stairs

During a loud argument, he decided to sit on her face to prove a point

He used her face as a seat and said 'This is your punishment for being annoying'

A man treats a woman’s face like it’s a mattress and he’s the biggest kid in the room

He jumped on her face like it was a trampoline and she was the person who had to hold it up

He sprawled out on her face like it was a bed and he just got a free room upgrade

He sat on her face and said 'I’m taking a nap. Don’t bother me.'