face shield

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those giant-ass sunglasses girls wear to hide their face like they're trying to hide a crime. it’s like a mask for a fat kid who thinks they’re hot.

My aunt wears hers like she’s trying to hide her face from her ex.

That girl’s face shield is so big, it looks like she’s wearing a helmet.

My mom says hers makes her look like a pirate.

the smiley face that gives you the power to laugh in someone’s face when they’re yelling at you. it’s like a superpower for mouthy people.

I used my Smiley Face Shield of Justice when my brother called me a fat cow.

My best friend texted me :D when I told her I got a D on my math test.

My dog’s face shield of justice was when he barked at the mailman.

the RAs who roam the halls like they’re the Gestapo. they’ll fine you for having a beer and make you wear a mask like you’re in a prison.

The Face Shield came to my room and fined me for having a soda.

My friend got a $50 fine because he had a beer in his dorm.

They came to my party and told us to shut it down.

a face that looks like it came out of a medieval torture room. it’s like a knight’s shield, but for your face.

My grandpa’s face shield looks like it’s been hit by a sword.

That guy’s face shield is so old, it looks like it’s from the Middle Ages.

My cousin’s face shield is so big, it covers his whole head.