Face Settee

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A person who lets others sit on their face like it's a fancy couch. They’re the human version of a pillow that no one asks for.

My cousin’s a face settee. I sat on his face during the Zoom call and he didn’t even flinch.

She’s the face settee of the whole office. We all take turns sitting on her face during lunch breaks.

My dog is a face settee. He lets my brother sit on his face every morning like it’s a morning routine.

A person who’s so used to having their face sat on, they think it’s a compliment. It’s like being a doormat for a whole group of people.

He’s the face settee of the gym. Every morning, ten guys sit on his face before they even lift a weight.

My teacher is the face settee of the class. We all sit on her face during tests and she lets us.

My little brother is the face settee of our family. My mom sits on his face every time she wants to get attention.

Someone who takes the hit like it’s a job. They don’t complain when people sit on their face, they just accept it like it’s their destiny.

My neighbor is the face settee of the block. Every day, kids come to sit on his face and he just lets them.

At work, my boss is the face settee. We all sit on her face during meetings and she just laughs it off.

My friend’s a face settee. He lets his whole group sit on his face during game nights and he never says no.