face scrawn

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This happens when someone vanishes for three weeks and comes back looking like a raccoon got into their face and laughed at them. Their body might still be okay, but their face is a mess.

My cousin went to Bali and came back looking like a ghost. I asked him what happened, and he said, 'I ate a lot of durian.'

My friend went to the mountains and came back with a face like a potato. He said he got lost and ate moss for breakfast.

My brother went on a road trip and came back with a face that looked like it had been through a blender. He said, 'I forgot to pack my snacks.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Face scrawn is when someone goes on a trip and comes back with a face like a zombie who just got hit by a truck. The rest of them might still be decent.

My sister went to Las Vegas and came back with a face that looked like she had been crying for a week. She said she lost all her money and had to eat pizza for three days straight.

My dad went to the beach for two weeks and came back with a face that looked like it had been sandblasted. He said he ate too much seafood.

My neighbor went on a hiking trip and came back with a face like a dog who got hit by a car. He said he got sunburned and forgot to bring his face cream.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Face scrawn is when someone disappears for three weeks and comes back looking like they got run over by a truck and then laughed at. The rest of them might still be okay.

My friend went to a music festival and came back with a face that looked like it had been through a war. He said he ate too much fried chicken and forgot to brush his teeth.

My cousin went on a road trip and came back with a face that looked like it had been dipped in glue. She said she got lost and had to eat snacks for three days.

My brother went to a remote cabin and came back with a face that looked like it had been hit by a monster. He said he got scared and ate too much pizza.

by Slangipedia 4d ago