face rider

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When you stick your face in someone else's face and go to town like it's a buffet and you're the hungriest person there.

I told my dad he was a face rider after he ate my homework and my lunch.

My sister's face rider skills are legendary, she turned my math teacher into a blubbering mess.

At the party, the guy next to me was a face rider. I had to leave before I got involved.

Like when you take a bite out of someone's face and don't plan on spitting it out.

My friend's dog is a face rider. He chewed my foot like it was a snack.

My mom says I'm a face rider when I eat cereal for dinner and don't stop.

The guy at the gym is a face rider. He did burpees on my face and I got a headache.

When you go full-on face-to-face and don't care if your nose gets a little squishy.

I told my brother he was a face rider after he took a full bite of my face during a wrestling match.

My teacher called me a face rider because I put my face in hers during a test.

My neighbor is a face rider. He eats pizza for breakfast and my face for lunch.

When you're not just kissing someone, you're attacking their face like it owes you money.

My crush is a face rider. He kissed me so hard I got a nosebleed.

My dad is a face rider. He kissed my mom and then my sister at the same time.

At the school dance, I was a face rider. I kissed three people and got a headache.

When you don't just use your face, you use your whole body to ride someone's face like it's a rollercoaster.

My brother is a face rider. He did a backflip on my face and I fell over.

My dog is a face rider. He rolled on my face and I got a belly laugh.

My friend is a face rider. She jumped on my face like it was a trampoline.