Face Razor

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When you take a guy’s leg hair and yank it out with your teeth like you’re trying to murder his soul.
You just did Face Razor to my cousin. He’s gonna cry like a baby at a funeral.
I Face Razor’d my brother for eating my pizza. He’s still screaming.
She Face Razor’d me for stealing her tampon. I will never recover.
2
A brutal way to show someone you hate them by ripping their leg hair out with your teeth like it’s a punishment from God.
He Face Razor’d me for cheating on his sister. I’m still bleeding.
My mom Face Razor’d my dad for forgetting her birthday. He’s in pain.
I Face Razor’d my friend for calling me a f***ing loser. He’s still mad.
3
A mean-spirited act of taking someone’s leg hair and yanking it out with your teeth like you’re trying to make them cry.
She Face Razor’d me for eating her fries. I’m still crying.
He Face Razor’d his brother for stealing his lunch money. He’s got a bruise.
I Face Razor’d my friend for calling me a d***head. He’s still screaming.
4
The act of tearing out someone’s leg hair with your teeth like it’s a crime and you’re the f***ing judge.
He Face Razor’d me for eating his sandwich. I’m still sore.
I Face Razor’d my mom for yelling at me. She’s still yelling.
She Face Razor’d her brother for stealing her phone. He’s still mad.
5
A savage way to get revenge by pulling someone’s leg hair out with your teeth like you’re doing a death penalty.
I Face Razor’d my friend for calling me a f***ing loser. He’s still screaming.
He Face Razor’d me for stealing his candy. I’m still in pain.
She Face Razor’d her brother for stealing her snack. He’s still crying.
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When you rip out someone’s leg hair with your teeth like it’s a f***ing curse and you’re the one casting it.
He Face Razor’d me for calling him a d***head. I’m still in pain.
I Face Razor’d my friend for eating my burger. He’s still screaming.
She Face Razor’d her brother for stealing her phone. He’s still mad.
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