Face-Raped

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Someone sneaks onto your computer when you're not watching and turns your Facebook status into something stupid and crude
My math teacher logged into my laptop and changed my status to 'I love my math teacher's butt.'
My friend's ex hacked my account and put 'I'm in love with your ex' on my wall.
My cousin turned my Facebook status into 'I am a giant donut.'
2
You leave your computer unlocked and someone goes wild on your Facebook wall, messes with your relationships, and sends stupid messages to your groups
I left my PC open and my crush sent a message to my friends group saying 'I'm in love with her.'
My coworker changed my relationship status to 'It's complicated' and added my boss as a friend.
My brother posted a stupid meme on my wall and changed my favorite color to pink.
3
Kissing someone so long your lips feel like they're on fire and your face is melting
I kissed my crush for 10 minutes and my lips looked like raw meat.
My friend kissed my face for 7 minutes and I could barely open my mouth.
I make out with my boyfriend for 8 minutes and my face felt like it was burning.
4
Someone hacks your Facebook and changes your name, picture, and everything else so you look like a complete stranger
My name was changed to 'Mr. Sausage' and my picture was a cat.
My friend's name was changed to 'Burger King' and her picture was a burger.
My brother's profile was changed to 'Lizard Man' and his picture was a lizard.
5
Getting a face full of tongue or giving someone a face full of tongue while drunk and too wasted to stop it
I got a tongue full of tongue from my drunk friend and it felt like a horror movie.
My crush gave me a face full of tongue while drunk and I couldn't stop laughing.
I kissed my friend while drunk and it felt like a monster was licking my face.
6
Someone kisses your face out of nowhere or licks your whole face like it's a plate
My friend kissed my whole face and I looked like a silly dog.
I got a surprise face kiss from my crush and I couldn't breathe.
My brother licked my face like it was a big pizza.
7
A school game where you get your face abused in different ways, and you have to scream 'FACE RAPE!' every time
My friend ran his hand down my face and I screamed 'FACE RAPE!'
My cousin licked my hand and wiped my face and I yelled 'FACE RAPE!'
My friend licked my cheek and I laughed so hard I screamed 'FACE RAPE!'
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