Face Rake

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Sticking your fingers on someone's face like a stupid farmer and yanking their face down like you're trying to plow them into the dirt.

My cousin tried to face rake me during a fight. I got dirt in my eye and he got a black eye.

I face raked my teacher after she gave me a pop quiz. She looked like a confused chicken.

My friend face raked his brother for stealing his pizza. Now they're both in the hospital.

So ugly or dumb that kissing you would be like kissing a dead raccoon that smells like old socks and regret.

My neighbor is a face rake. I once saw him try to kiss a cat and it ran away.

My mom said I was a face rake when I tried to kiss her. She called the cops.

My dog tried to face rake my dad. He got a face full of dog hair.

So annoying or fake that I want to take a rake and hit your face like it's a bad day at the grocery store.

My brother is a face rake. He tried to prank me with a fake spider. I face raked him.

My teacher called me a face rake after I told her a joke that was worse than her coffee.

My friend face raked me because I spilled soup on his shirt. Now he has a rash.