Face Rage

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When you’re stuck in traffic and you’re so mad you bite the steering wheel like it’s the last piece of pizza on Earth and you drive like a lunatic with your head and neck.
I was stuck behind a turtle and I bit the wheel so hard I thought I’d lose a tooth.
He was screaming at the radio and swerving like a madman.
She drove through three stop signs and nearly hit a mailbox because she was so angry.
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When you’re so angry your face looks like it got melted in a microwave and you probably look like a hot mess.
He looked like a baked potato after he yelled at the gas station clerk.
She was so mad her face was like a burnt pancake.
He turned red and looked like he had a face full of lava.
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When you’re so drunk you don’t want to talk to anyone, you just want to dance, and your face looks like a confused emoji.
He came in shouting, ‘I just want to dance and I look like a confused potato.’
She was swaying and said, ‘I don’t care who sees me, I just want to move.’
He looked like a confused alien and said, ‘I want to shake it off.’
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Rage Face Friday is a wild party you start every week by yelling at your friends on social media like they owe you money and then you all go out and party like nobody’s business.
He texted his friends, ‘I’m coming for you all, and I’m bringing pizza.’
She posted, ‘Rage Face Friday is here, and I’m not holding back.’
He called everyone and said, ‘It’s time to party like it’s 2010.’
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