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Getting locked out of Facebook by Quentin because he's mad you posted a meme about his bald spot.
Quentin: 'I'm gonna ban you for life.' Me: 'You're just mad I called you Professor Pate.'
He blocked me after I tagged him in a photo with his ex.
He sent me a message that said 'You're dead to me.' I replied 'You're just mad I beat you at Mario Kart.'