Face Puncher

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A total face-punching beast who doesn't just punch you in the face, they punch you so hard your mom cries. They can also take on Vin Diesel and win, because he’s a weak, sad, overrated man.
My cousin is a face puncher. He once punched my dog in the face and the dog cried.
My teacher is a face puncher. She punched my lunch in the face and it exploded.
My brother is a face puncher. He punched my face so hard I got a tattoo of a punch.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who will punch you in the face so hard your nose goes on a vacation. And if Vin Diesel shows up, they’ll punch him too, just for fun.
My neighbor is a face puncher. He punched my cat in the face and now it’s grumpy.
My mom is a face puncher. She punched my dad in the face and he got a black eye.
My friend is a face puncher. He punched my math test in the face and it failed.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Someone who will punch you in the face like it’s a crime and Vin Diesel is their arch-nemesis. They punch so hard, your face might quit.
My dad is a face puncher. He punched my face so hard I got a face tattoo.
My uncle is a face puncher. He punched my brother in the face and he got a nosebleed.
My friend’s dog is a face puncher. It punched my face and I cried.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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