Face Pounds

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When a person gets fat just on their face and cheeks, making them look like a doughy mess. Mostly happens to old stars who think they still look good.
My uncle has face pounds so bad, he looks like a melted lollipop.
That actor looked like a raccoon who got hit by a truck.
She had face pounds so bad, her face looked like it belonged to a different person.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Using video chat to jerk off while you’re doing it. Like you’re showing your face to someone while you’re fingerbanging.
He FaceTimed his ex while fingerbanging, and she didn’t even notice.
She Skyped her crush while doing her business, and he thought it was a surprise party.
He FacePounded while on a video call with his boss, and no one said anything.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Drinking so much you look like your face got beaten up by a donkey. It can go from a little red to totally smashed.
He drank so much, his face looked like it had been through a war.
She Face Pounded so hard, her face looked like it was ready to fall off.
He Face Pounded until he looked like a raccoon who got hit by a bus.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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