face-post

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Putting a smily or face at the end of a message to act like you’re not a complete idiot who can’t talk without emojis

Bro, you just said 'lol' and put a 😂 at the end of a 200-word rant. What are you, a toddler?

She posted 'I’m bored' with a 😴. I’m not even mad, I’m just disappointed.

He replied to the entire class with a 🤡. That’s not a face-post, that’s a face-punch.

When you always add a face or emoji after every single message, even if it’s just 'hi' and you’re messaging your mom

'Hey mom' with a 😘. It’s 3 a. m. and you’re texting your mom. What’s next, a 💅?

He said 'I’m fine' with a 😠. I’m not even sure he’s alive anymore.

She texted 'I love you' with a 🤍. It’s like she’s trying to sell a 💍.

The look on your face when you come down from the high of watching porn and realize you just got a boner in the middle of your math test

He looked like he’d just seen a goat and a chicken have a fight. That’s not a face-post, that’s a face-fail.

She stared at the ceiling like she was trying to figure out the meaning of life. That’s a post-porn face-post.

He had the face of a man who just got caught eating cake in a library. That’s a face-post for the ages.

When someone posts their face or body online just to get attention, like they’re trying to impress a fish

He posted a selfie with a 💅 and a 😎. It’s like he thinks he’s going to a modelling competition.

She posted a video of her butt with a 💋. That’s not a face-post, that’s a face-troll.

He posted 10 pictures of his face with different filters. That’s not a face-post, that’s a face-attack.