Face Points

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Face Points are like getting patted on the head by the whole town because you showed up and they remembered you. It’s like when you come back to your old hood and everyone’s like, 'Oh, it’s you!' like you’re some kind of celebrity who forgot to die.
My old homies gave me Face Points when I walked into the diner like I hadn’t been gone for 10 years.
The principal at my old high school gave me Face Points just for showing up.
My ex gave me Face Points at the grocery store and asked if I wanted to grab a coffee.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Face Points are when a 44-year-old man uses his stretch marks like a weird kind of face mask to cover his friend’s face holes, but leaves a snorkel made of beer cans so his friend can breathe or do weird stuff.
My uncle covered my cousin’s face with his stretch marks and left a snorkel made of old beer cans.
My dad used his stretch marks to cover my uncle’s face and left a snorkel for him to breathe.
My cousin’s friend used his stretch marks to cover his face and left a snorkel for sex stuff.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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