Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you try to be cool doing something like skateboarding or biking and then you crash like a sack of potatoes onto your face.

I tried a kickflip and ended up doing a face plant. My face is now a sidewalk.

He did a face plant so hard, the ground got a black eye.

My dog tried to skateboard and did a face plant. Now he’s got a beard.

2

A trick where you land on your face so hard, it feels like your face is trying to punch the ground.

She did a face plant so bad, the ground screamed for mercy.

He tried a face plant and now his face is permanently stuck to the floor.

I did a face plant in the snow. My face is now part of the landscape.

3

When you fall on your face like a clumsy idiot, and everyone laughs at you.

I did a face plant in front of my crush. Now I’m the class clown.

He tripped and did a face plant. The whole school heard it.

I did a face plant on the floor. My face is now a pancake.

4

A big fall where you land on your face like a sad tomato.

She did a face plant so hard, the ground got a bruise.

He fell like a sack of bricks and did a face plant. Now he’s a sidewalk.

My dog did a face plant and now he’s a floor.

5

When you’re so obsessed with your phone, you walk into something and land on your face.

He was texting and did a face plant into a wall. His phone survived.

She was on TikTok and did a face plant into a chair. Now she’s a TikTok legend.

He was on Instagram and did a face plant into the floor. Now he’s a floor legend.

6

When you fall on your face so hard, it looks like you’re trying to become the ground.

He did a face plant so hard, the ground asked him to stay.

She did a face plant and now her face is a sidewalk.

I did a face plant and now I’m a floor.

7

What you yell when you grab a girl’s wrists from behind and try to make her your girlfriend.

He did a face plant on his crush and yelled, 'You’re mine now!'

She did a face plant on her crush and said, 'Don’t run!'

He did a face plant and yelled, 'I’m the king of the world!'