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A blunt that gets totally destroyed by one person in one sitting. Like you’re the only one who matters and everyone else is just a background character.
I finished that blunt like it was my last meal. No sharing. No mercy.
He smoked that face piece so hard, the couch had a cough.
That blunt was a one-man army. I was the army.
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A guy who looks like a cod piece. Like he’s got the whole cod piece vibe, from his face to his pants. Probably smells like a seafood market.
That guy looks like he was born in a cod piece factory.
He walks in, and I swear the cod piece emoji was sent to me personally.
He’s not just a guy. He’s a cod piece in human form.
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When you're so wasted you’re like a zombie. You’re staring at a wall like it’s your ex, and you’re about to fall over and die.
He looked like he’d been hit by a truck and then a bus and then a train.
She was so drunk, she blinked at me like I was a ghost.
He was face piece drunk. I don’t know if he was alive or just pretending.
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A pale dude. Like he’s been living in a cave and forgot how to tan.
He’s like a ghost that came to life and forgot to bring color.
He’s so white, he looks like he’s been dipped in bleach.
That guy is a walking highlighter. He’s all pale and no life.
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A dude who has so many plastic bottles, he looks like a recycling plant exploded in his house.
He’s got so many bottles, he’s like a walking vending machine.
That guy’s got more bottles than a pirate’s got treasure.
He’s got so many bottles, he’s about to start a new trend.
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