face-pervert

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A guy who stares at hot girls on Facebook like they’re the last piece of pizza and he’s been starving for days.

He scrolled through his ex’s friend list just to see her hot friend’s profile pic.

He saw a guy’s pic and thought, 'That’s not a guy, that’s a god.'

He stared at a girl’s face so long, her face turned into a meme.

A face that tried to be hot but ended up looking like it just saw a toilet and screamed.

He did the 'seductive eye' and it came out like a raccoon on a bad day.

She smiled like she just bit a sour apple and it stuck to her face.

He licked his lips like he was trying to eat a wall.

A person who can do the dirtiest stuff and still look like they just got a gold star.

He peeped on his teacher’s phone and still smiled like he was the principal.

He saw a kid’s drawing of a monster and said, 'That’s cute.'

He watched a video of a dog eating a sock and kept his cool.