Face-People

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The annoying Facebook freaks who post about every tiny thing they do like it's the end of the world

Just ate a sandwich. It was okay. Probably the best I'll get today.

My cat blinked at me. I'm scared.

I'm wearing socks. It's a revolution.

The look white folks give you when they're too lazy to argue but still think you're a waste of oxygen

'You think you're better than me? I'm just waiting for you to fail.'

They nodded at me like I was a bad joke.

Smiled like I was the punchline.

A bunch of fancy-ass leopards who say they won't eat your face but still probably will

'We're the winners! Your face is safe... for now.'

They made a speech. Then they ate a guy.

They had a parade. Then they ate a kid.

A day where you get to punch people in the face like it's your job and you love it

Punched my boss. He deserved it.

My mom got punched. She still didn't stop nagging me.

I punched a stranger. He smiled and gave me a cookie.