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When someone adds you on Facebook but you laugh in their face and keep the request like a trophy, you own them so hard they might cry and delete their account.
You added me? Please. I’m keeping that request as a trophy. You’re not even worth my time.
She added me? I’m keeping that request. She’s gonna regret it.
He added me? I’m gonna laugh at him next time I see him.
2
Getting owned so bad you’re left with a face that looks like it got hit by a bus and a pizza.
He headshot me so hard, I looked like I got hit by a pizza bus.
I got pwned so hard, my face looked like a broken piñata.
He face owned me so bad, I looked like I fell into a meat grinder.
3
When you take over something so completely, it’s like you kicked their ass and took their lunch money.
He owned that game so hard, it was like he kicked their ass and took their lunch money.
She owned the dance floor like it was her personal throne.
He owned that project so bad, the boss was jealous.
4
When you own someone so good, it’s like you turned them into a potato and laughed at them.
He pwned me so hard, I turned into a potato and he laughed at me.
She owned me so good, I looked like a sad potato.
He pwned me so bad, I was a potato and cried.
5
When you’re so owned, your face looks like you just got slapped by a confused goat.
His face looked like he got slapped by a confused goat.
Her face was so owned, it looked like it got hit by a goat who had no idea what was happening.
His face was like a goat got confused and hit him.
6
When you take a big step back and then face own someone like it was your job.
I stepped back and face owned him like it was my job.
She took a step back and face owned him like he was her enemy.
He stepped back and face owned me like he was a boss.
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When you’re so annoyed, disgusted, or frustrated by something that you just yell face own at the top of your lungs.
I was so annoyed, I yelled face own at the top of my lungs.
He was so disgusted, he face owned the pizza like it was his enemy.
She was so frustrated, she face owned the math test like it was her archenemy.
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